{"product_id":"not-my-coop-not-my-poop-20-oz-tumbler","title":"Not my Coop, Not my Poop 20 oz Tumbler","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Flocks Given! 🐓💩\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eLife is messy, but your drink doesn’t have to be. Embrace the ultimate \"not my problem\" energy with our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"104\"\u003e\"Not My Coop, Not My Poop\" 20 oz Tumbler\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect blend of farm-style sass and practical hydration for anyone who has officially reached their limit with other people's drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy You Need This:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilarious \u0026amp; Relatable:\u003c\/b\u003e Featuring a bold, witty design that tells the world exactly where you stand. Whether you're a literal chicken farmer or just the CEO of Mind Your Own Business, this tumbler speaks your language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Insulation:\u003c\/b\u003e Don't let your coffee get cold while you're busy avoiding nonsense. 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